I have news for him. Many before him have created the bhole blaster 9000. A staple in a young man’s life, really.
slimdrum
Your teenage son has a heart of gold
And a stomach of stone
Strict-Koala-5863
Prob should watch his sodium intake or he’s gonna have a lot of problems
Chemical-Train-9428
Buy that kid some buldak
redraz0r
Fuck his health right? Jfc be a parent
Dangolweirdman
You’ve failed your son
Deathed_Potato
What is dark chili powder
GoCougs2020
Well. If he’s not using the season packet that comes with the ramen. Or only using a fraction of it, he’ll be alright.
When I was a teenager, I would do something similar. No ramen seasoning. Too salty/boring. But use other spices to give ramen a good kick.
SeaPhile206
Non of that is spicy but that’s a lot of sodium
AppointmentFluid8741
I see hypertension in your child’s future with that level of sodium intake.
Pineapple_Jean
Tajin is a nice touch.
nowsude
add crushed red pepper flakes
HairyStyrofoam
Those are rookie sauces. Gotta pump that heat up
redacted_cowruns
A man of culture and refinement. Please pass along my recipe for “heartburners”
Take pepperoni and cover in hot sauce, bake until crispy.
ChernobylWinners
Put some Da Bomb in that siracha and see what he does lol
PackageArtistic4239
Your kid is going to have hypertension soon. Then comes the kidney and heart problems.
buttcheeksmasher
The amount of sodium in that picture makes my heart ache 😩
young2994
Thats childs play lol that aint no heat
ChefMoney89
Assuming one of those shakers is salt, between that, the soy sauce, the tajin, and the seasoning packet this is probably 3 days worth of sodium.
If they’re eating this everyday they will have high blood pressure before they’re 20 years old.
thisemmereffer
Get that kid some buldak 2x spicy, good quality noods and as spicy as you like
AhrexPeeWeeSquidders
That’s some weak shit right there. Your son needs to step it up a notch if he wants to hang with the big dogs
sunnyseaa
You and your son should spend a day trying and identifying all the core spices in the condiments he likes. Then buy him those whole so he can make his food with them and reduce the sodium intake. I have low blood pressure so when I use these it’s not bad. But I recently developed high blood pressure from my diet. Just fyi if you want to avoid it.
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Please watch your son’s sodium intake.
That’s a lot of sodium.
https://preview.redd.it/0ke9lyjxem9e1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd49bcc887cc43636b3a497eaa5cbdbcdbf5d96
I have news for him. Many before him have created the bhole blaster 9000. A staple in a young man’s life, really.
Your teenage son has a heart of gold
And a stomach of stone
Prob should watch his sodium intake or he’s gonna have a lot of problems
Buy that kid some buldak
Fuck his health right? Jfc be a parent
You’ve failed your son
What is dark chili powder
Well. If he’s not using the season packet that comes with the ramen. Or only using a fraction of it, he’ll be alright.
When I was a teenager, I would do something similar. No ramen seasoning. Too salty/boring.
But use other spices to give ramen a good kick.
Non of that is spicy but that’s a lot of sodium
I see hypertension in your child’s future with that level of sodium intake.
Tajin is a nice touch.
add crushed red pepper flakes
Those are rookie sauces. Gotta pump that heat up
A man of culture and refinement. Please pass along my recipe for “heartburners”
Take pepperoni and cover in hot sauce, bake until crispy.
Put some Da Bomb in that siracha and see what he does lol
Your kid is going to have hypertension soon. Then comes the kidney and heart problems.
The amount of sodium in that picture makes my heart ache 😩
Thats childs play lol that aint no heat
Assuming one of those shakers is salt, between that, the soy sauce, the tajin, and the seasoning packet this is probably 3 days worth of sodium.
If they’re eating this everyday they will have high blood pressure before they’re 20 years old.
Get that kid some buldak 2x spicy, good quality noods and as spicy as you like
That’s some weak shit right there. Your son needs to step it up a notch if he wants to hang with the big dogs
You and your son should spend a day trying and identifying all the core spices in the condiments he likes. Then buy him those whole so he can make his food with them and reduce the sodium intake. I have low blood pressure so when I use these it’s not bad. But I recently developed high blood pressure from my diet. Just fyi if you want to avoid it.
This meal be like…
Sodium Chloride Blaster 9000.